Ice Cream anyone??

See kids..this why you should say no to drugs.. What would posses a grown ass man to tattoo "brrr" and a picture of an ice cream cone and lightning bolts goin through it on his face???..I would really love to know the thought proceess behind making these kinds of decisions...His parents and children must be proud..You know Mike Tyson and  The Game are like "Yes!! I'm not the only moron that vandalized the side of my face!" I wonder what flavor the ice cream is...

It just doesnt do it for me..

I know my bfffffff Oscar is going to strangle me for this..but I try so hard to like Ms. Minaj's music but I cant...that crap she does with her voice..I can't.......I even tortured myself thru Ellen's dyke show to listen again to Minaj...and I mean I love her wardrobe..great body shape..interesting wigs..she's doing her thing right..but her music is crap ...absolute crap.. I seen her in some interviews and she sounds like a smart girl and succesful and I like that part..so I've decided..I will just mute her when she is performing and leave it at that..problem solved...

Only White people

What in the hell kinda s is this...you have a Bison as a pet , riding shot gun in your car and your feeding it beer????? Where the eff is peta.. why aren't they throwing a barrel of blood at this idiot??? Its only a matter of time before this bison has had enough and and uses his horns to rip this guys face apart for harassing him and treating him like people.. and then everyone is going to act all shocked..and blame the WILD animal.People never learn....

EFF YOU TRADER JOES!

This has been me for the past 24 hours thanks to Trader Effing Joe's!!! NEVER.. will I EVER purchase that nasty ass beef pastrami sandwhich from that hippie ass salmonella ecoli having store!! I have never in my life had a vomiting marathon like I did last night.I'm a girl on the go, so yes I eat some pre packaged sandwiches from deli sections..but I have learned my lesson ..I first noticed my tummy feeling insane an hour after i ate half that sandwhich while driving and telling my compadre on speaker phone that this is the best sandwhich ever.......irony... few hours later I went to the bathroom cuz i felt bubble guts and ended up vomiting  in the trash..I tried to keep my cool and continue to work in front of my co workers..but i couldnt do it,  I tried to head for the bathroom again but did not make it... I ended up vomiting all over myself and the damn floor in the hallaway with an audience. I apologized to the housekeepers ...and  got sent home. On my way home a cop pulls me over asks me if i'm drunk cuz im swerving, i tell him no i have been puking and i think i got food poisining and he looked  at me like i was a disease and said drive home safely...then i get home vomet all over the damn bathroom and clothes in front of company...and have been laid up in my bed ever since on a clear liquid diet.....So thank you to the dirty mother effer who did not wash his hands while making that sandwhich...but I will say , my stomach has never looked so flat and nice...

FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!!

looooll...this pooooorrr biooottchhh..you know she's excited. Just got her hair done, sitting there naked in the tub in  a  hotel in london at diddy's release party.. ..and the candle just wasn't having it and  pulled a michael jackson on her ass! Lit her weave on fiyyaahh! Hoe lesson 101.... weaves are flammable...and why didn't anybody grab a fire extingusher or try to help her out!? She was sitting in water for gods sake..dump your head in heffer!!! Game over!!! the whole looking cute part was over when your weave caught fire!!!

Dr. Tank

Who Knew this is what Tank was doing at his concerts..? So what kind of Doctor was he exactly?  A gynecologist..? Cuz I don't think you have to stick your head in that far to see your cervix! I hope that chick wasn't on the rag while he was all close like that! Not gonna lie tho, I blushed and got a little uncomfortable watching this like daammnnn........! ;-) but then reality started to kick in.. Tank is old. So he would get tired quick and probably breathe to heavy and the fantasy deteriorated from there. I don't even know why I bother with this imagination of mine...

Coochie boots

I was going thru concreteloop when I saw this chic and these boots...those are the ugliest boots I think I have ever seen in my life. They are not thigh high boots, they are coochie high boots.. how do you sit?? Does it rub up on it? Can you even cross your legs when you are sitting down because you are wearing a skirt.. or do you leave em spread.. soo many questions.. so little answers.. Guess I might have to tune in to Wendy Williams when this chic Laurie Ann Gibson promotes whatever so I can see how these boots function..