EFF YOU TRADER JOES!

This has been me for the past 24 hours thanks to Trader Effing Joe's!!! NEVER.. will I EVER purchase that nasty ass beef pastrami sandwhich from that hippie ass salmonella ecoli having store!! I have never in my life had a vomiting marathon like I did last night.I'm a girl on the go, so yes I eat some pre packaged sandwiches from deli sections..but I have learned my lesson ..I first noticed my tummy feeling insane an hour after i ate half that sandwhich while driving and telling my compadre on speaker phone that this is the best sandwhich ever.......irony... few hours later I went to the bathroom cuz i felt bubble guts and ended up vomiting  in the trash..I tried to keep my cool and continue to work in front of my co workers..but i couldnt do it,  I tried to head for the bathroom again but did not make it... I ended up vomiting all over myself and the damn floor in the hallaway with an audience. I apologized to the housekeepers ...and  got sent home. On my way home a cop pulls me over asks me if i'm drunk cuz im swerving, i tell him no i have been puking and i think i got food poisining and he looked  at me like i was a disease and said drive home safely...then i get home vomet all over the damn bathroom and clothes in front of company...and have been laid up in my bed ever since on a clear liquid diet.....So thank you to the dirty mother effer who did not wash his hands while making that sandwhich...but I will say , my stomach has never looked so flat and nice...

FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!!

looooll...this pooooorrr biooottchhh..you know she's excited. Just got her hair done, sitting there naked in the tub in  a  hotel in london at diddy's release party.. ..and the candle just wasn't having it and  pulled a michael jackson on her ass! Lit her weave on fiyyaahh! Hoe lesson 101.... weaves are flammable...and why didn't anybody grab a fire extingusher or try to help her out!? She was sitting in water for gods sake..dump your head in heffer!!! Game over!!! the whole looking cute part was over when your weave caught fire!!!

Dr. Tank

Who Knew this is what Tank was doing at his concerts..? So what kind of Doctor was he exactly?  A gynecologist..? Cuz I don't think you have to stick your head in that far to see your cervix! I hope that chick wasn't on the rag while he was all close like that! Not gonna lie tho, I blushed and got a little uncomfortable watching this like daammnnn........! ;-) but then reality started to kick in.. Tank is old. So he would get tired quick and probably breathe to heavy and the fantasy deteriorated from there. I don't even know why I bother with this imagination of mine...

Coochie boots

I was going thru concreteloop when I saw this chic and these boots...those are the ugliest boots I think I have ever seen in my life. They are not thigh high boots, they are coochie high boots.. how do you sit?? Does it rub up on it? Can you even cross your legs when you are sitting down because you are wearing a skirt.. or do you leave em spread.. soo many questions.. so little answers.. Guess I might have to tune in to Wendy Williams when this chic Laurie Ann Gibson promotes whatever so I can see how these boots function..

Hooker...

WTFFFFF....... Chelsea Handler wasn't lying when she said she likes her some black men..what an odd ass looking couple..Chelsea Handler always looks so old and un attractive and mouthy on her show , like a nagging granny...Guess 50 cent likes wrinkly, clammy, grilled cheese  vaginas....Men gross me out.. they will sleep with anything...yuck.

UTI's linked to High Heels... But ofcourse.

I swear..women get the short end of the stick.... we have periods, go thru labor pains, waxing and laser hair removal, stretchmarks, saggy ,now this......UTI's are now linked to wearing high heels!!!!!!....what next????? The news decided to ruin my life by letting me know wearing high heels are now linked to getting urinary tract infections...Which is BULL!!

Look what we have here.....

Very talented lady. Taste in men however... In the toilet! Is Brandy A) Trying to get in good to secure a future spot on the countdown on 106 and park. B) Desperate. Or C) Very Desperate.
If she had a brain I would have said A. But  because of my expertise knoweledge of being able to decipher body languages my answer is B and C.... I'm surprised. I personally thought Terrance J had a hint of homo in him (not that anything is wrong with that) he looks soft...

Lying Ass..Kandi's new video

Kandi from the best show ever, "Real Houswives of Atlanta", released a new depressing video where she cries about how  she will never love again becuase her fiance was murdered..so sad yada yada...But if I remember correctly.. wasn"t she making out with some NFL player and back in the dating scene a couple of months after his death on the show??? Im not saying never date again but atleast give the man a year ... damn...just outta respect...Anywhooo..If I wanted to throw myself a pity party..I could see me downloading this..

Bitch of the Day!!!!

The bitch of  my life today was this effin spinach leaf..which was stuck on my tooth all mother effin day long while I was interacting with people!! How embarassing... and why didn't anyone say nothing to me like, "Yo, Neveen.. you got s in your teeth".. I always tell people when they have crap stuck in their mouth, or dry ass lips or even snot in their nose and I have even wiped it off for them...sooo please..for the love of common courtesy.. if you see me or a loved one  on the street tell them...or meee.. if we got left over food stuck in our mouth..it would be highly appreciated. THANK YOU!!! and yes I carry a mirror but Im not vain 24/7..only a couple hours out the day ..okaayyy..Damn you spinach leaf!

Thats right..it's better than yours

When I look at this picture of Antoine Dodson , sister and friend,,,..two words come to mind..purple hair, and booty doo...Why is he prettier then his sister.. ..... I'm talkin bout the one with the sunglasses on...*shoulder shrug*

Madonna.. Queen of all Cougars

Madonna's vagina deserves a standing ovation because she be putting that thing to work!!  Her ass is 52 years old and according to my Anatomy and Physiology book her box shoulda been deteriorated and long outta service by now. But this woman keeps raking in these young ass european model boys out of nowhere! She had a thing with that baseball player A Rod, and then that 24 year old  brazilian Jesus Luz, and now her latest victim is a 33 year old choreographer from her latest tour named Brahim Rachiki.

WTH Is This.......

Apparently every celeberity and their mom has decided to join this organization "buylife.org" which is about keeping children alive from Aids or something like that. Celebs like Alicia Keys, Swizz beats, Serena Williams etc.. have decided not to update their twitters, facebook, or any other social networking sites until they have rasied a million dollars in donations from fans.. they like to call it being digitally dead and even released photos of themselves in coffins pretending to be dead.

IF YOU CANT BEAT EM..JOIN EM

You know what, I never, ever, evveeerrrr in a million years thought that Keri Hilson would go down this route but that just shows what I know.Did she really say eff me baby?? I'm still in complete shock. I understand being edgy and goin for the shock factor etc.... but daayyuummmmm.... And was the plot of the video a hoe gig?? Why would anyone want to glamorize that disgusting,diseased infested life style???? I dont even know if I like the song that much I'm so hurt...  the message and the point..no no noooo, this is like some raunchy , soft core porn type s.. smdh...I felt violated just watching this.... "pink p word" whyyy??? what other color would it be??? I'm going to log off now and repent for watching this.....

Thieves Steal Fake Leg WTFFF???

watch this link!! http://www.kptv.com/news/25916311/detail.html




I cant believe I reside here...I was getting ready to watch a movie with my sister and bff Oscar when this news story flashed acrossed my tv screen... some heartless, bastard ass, high, punk teenager stole some amputee woman's prosthetic leg from her front porch!

KANYE WEST BLABBERS ABOUT RANDOM S

I had the pleasure of hearing Kanye's new album..aka pressing next track a million times.. and honestly..I dont know anything about boy music and I dont care that much. What I do know is that at a show in NYC Kanye decided to go on a effing rant about absolutely nothing..All I kept thinking was..what in the hell is he yelling about now???

Finally!! Justice on Dancing With The Stars!!!!!

Why do I watch DWTS?? because I knew someday that justice would be served and the rightfully talented person would win!!!!! And they finally did...Baby is the winner!! wooohhooooo!!! This woman is 50, with an aweosme nose job, and a body more fit then half the 20 year olds I know!!!

Yeah! Yeah! Rub it in our face, Youre getting married (rolling eyes)

April 29, 2011.. is when Mister Prince William and the smartest biotch alive (Kate Middleton) will officially tie the knot at the same place Prince Williams mother had her funeral..kinda morbid. This crap has been terrorizing my TV screen for the past two weeks!! Yes! We Get it!! Kate Middleton did it right cuz her ass bagged a prince!!!

OMFG!!! KIM ZOLCIAK'S ASS IS PREGOOO!!!

There have been nights when I wished upon a star and said to myself  "Damn!!!  I wish I could job shadow Kim Zolciak for a day!". Like what does this woman do that keeps her so paid and looking good for an older woman with a wig on. Like I need to get on that....

AMA'S 2010 = GARBAGE

Sooo last night while hanging out with some good friends, we decided to flip back and forth between the American Music Awards and the football game (which i'm still trying to understand how football games work). All I could think about was how completely unimpressed and embarassed I was because that is the best America has to offer!! Where the eff was Lady Gaga or Chris Brown or Beyonce or anybody else???  Here's a Recap of the AMA'S last night: