Friday, December 3, 2010

Madonna.. Queen of all Cougars


Madonna's vagina deserves a standing ovation because she be putting that thing to work!!  Her ass is 52 years old and according to my Anatomy and Physiology book her box shoulda been deteriorated and long outta service by now. But this woman keeps raking in these young ass european model boys out of nowhere! She had a thing with that baseball player A Rod, and then that 24 year old  brazilian Jesus Luz, and now her latest victim is a 33 year old choreographer from her latest tour named Brahim Rachiki.
Looking at these guys its obvious why they hook up with Madonna..these guys are good looking borderline gay...so what would  they want with a senior citizen crotch? Sugar Mama baby.. guys are just as guilty of being gold diggers...And I did read that Madonna be putting these guys up in condos and shopping ..all that good stuff. But dont guys feel like bitches when they do that? I just picture Madonna with a whip in her hand yelling sexual orders at these dudes and they have to get on all fours and do god knows what to her..when she is tired of them she will get a new one...sooo ladies...when you get old, married, and divorced..you too can scoop you up a side piece with your divorce settlement money to be your sex slave. Just remeber  stay on top of those kegal excercise so you can have a superior p word like Madonna

2 comments:

  1. Uh, I'm years away from 50, but you're hardly out of commission at that age. Most people have only just hit menopause. Maybe at 70 or so, but 50 is still young. Better open that A and P book again:)

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  2. Ugh, there's more? "Senior citizen crotch?" Please! Only 20-somethings make clueless comments like that. I believe you're a senior citizen at 65 and up, and that is only a label. I think your blog needs to be a bit more inclusive. Life isn't over at 30 or 35, and as a 40 year old, I'm WAY hotter than a lot of the 20-somethings I see. And smarter. Open up a bit and you'll attract more readers for reasons other than insulting people who aren't under 30.

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