Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Kanye's house slippers



I can never understand why insanely rich people insist on dressing like they just got finished doing housework. Kanye's house slippers with the floral print on the front look exactly like the same kind of slippers that my grandma would wear and then beat me with in Egypt when I refused to let her brush and wash my hair cuz she she pulled too hard. And what the hell is he stepping on? Anywho....I was reading on Sandra Rose that Kanye was acting like a little girl with her panties in a bunch  at the CFDA fashion awards because he didn't feel like talking to anyone and wanted to be in the corner by herself..if thats the case why didn't he stay his ass at home??

Rat Convention



Apparently a few days ago in NY they held a huge convention where owners brought in their dressed up rats to show off...I dont know why people act like this is such an odd event when they watch this clip. I see this crap on the daily.... rats dressed up in frilly dresses when I walk downtown or step foot into a club . nothing new..lol

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Sean Kingston Jet Ski Accident..or trying to show off gone wrong??

Sean Kingston

Poor bastard...Why do guys think its ok to speed really fast for no damn reason when you get a chic on your back riding the  jet ski with you.. this is not hot!! This is horrifying and I  speak from experience! The model chic he was with is smart because she walked away un injured and probably said screw this and let go when she saw him heading towards the bridge by trying to be all fast and furious next thing you know Sean Kingstons ass in ICU..How is this possble one might ask?..  I bet its because he  didn't slow down and tried to save the Jet ski like someone I know.. who for our first time hanging out took me jet skiing..and I told him..yo I cant swim so take it easy on me...and he still decided to go like 5 million miles per hour and our jet ski flipped and my ass landed in the water with wet hair..and who did he save first?? Thats right he went after the jet ski first and justified it later on by saying you have a life jacket on your fine..blah blah..but I was struggling! I didnt know what to do with my hands and feet.. so I flapped around and swallowed dirty ass willamete river water...and his friend had to come to my rescue...smfh....slooowwww doowwwnnnn thats all I gotta say..I do pray for Kingston's quick recovery though .

This Bitch...

rodman Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car

Looking at this picture just gives me a headache..It is sooo annoying when someone's strap (especially bra straps) are coming down and they are walking around like its ok. Falling strap says to the world..Yes i'm sloppy and too damn lazy to reach over 6 inches to adjust myself.This muther effer doesn't even match!It's like he said fff effort.I'm gonna roll out of being passed out in my front yard today, put on one of Carmen Electra's old camisoles (or whatever that lacey s is called) and go to a club in Miami named after deodorant even though I am not wearing any...the irony..

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Ice Cream anyone??

gucci tat 1 Come And Get Your Cousin Please: Gucci Mane

See kids..this why you should say no to drugs.. What would posses a grown ass man to tattoo "brrr" and a picture of an ice cream cone and lightning bolts goin through it on his face???..I would really love to know the thought proceess behind making these kinds of decisions...His parents and children must be proud..You know Mike Tyson and  The Game are like "Yes!! I'm not the only moron that vandalized the side of my face!" I wonder what flavor the ice cream is...

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

It just doesnt do it for me..



I know my bfffffff Oscar is going to strangle me for this..but I try so hard to like Ms. Minaj's music but I cant...that crap she does with her voice..I can't.......I even tortured myself thru Ellen's dyke show to listen again to Minaj...and I mean I love her wardrobe..great body shape..interesting wigs..she's doing her thing right..but her music is crap ...absolute crap.. I seen her in some interviews and she sounds like a smart girl and succesful and I like that part..so I've decided..I will just mute her when she is performing and leave it at that..problem solved...

Only White people



What in the hell kinda s is this...you have a Bison as a pet , riding shot gun in your car and your feeding it beer????? Where the eff is peta.. why aren't they throwing a barrel of blood at this idiot??? Its only a matter of time before this bison has had enough and and uses his horns to rip this guys face apart for harassing him and treating him like people.. and then everyone is going to act all shocked..and blame the WILD animal.People never learn....