Global Keratin Treatment for hair is A-EFFING-MAZING!!

Warning!! These images may be disturbing because of extreme nappiness!! Don't say I didn"t warn you!

If you suffer from nappy ass, outta conttol curls.. then I got the stuff for you!!!!Sooo..my hair chic for the past year has been harassing me left and right saying I need to get this Keratin treatment because I always bitch and complain that my hair is an un-manegeable mess and the second I sweat or even see water..the shit kinks up and I look like a lion. I am a hippie when it comes to my hair. I dont like chemicals like a perm which is the devil and it burnt my hair off once in highschool. People always  laugh at me  and roll their eyes when I tell them yeah I got curly kinky ass hair because they only see me when my hair is flat ironed. Little do they know..that I spend an hour and a half trying to straighten this shit or give in and go to my hair dresser and just wrap it at night..blah blah.. well here is proof..this is what my hair looks like straight out the shower no product..mess..where is my scalp??


After reading countless blogs, watching videos..I finally decided I did enough research ...the pros out weigh the cons and I did it! My angelic hair lady applied the treatment and I had to leave it in my hair for two days keeping it dead straight no ponytail, bun, sweating. nothing..I slept like a mummy those two nights..walked stiff as hell.. anything to keep my hair dead straight. Then on the second day she washed it out and my jaw dropped I could not believe what had happened to all the fluff!...and taadaaaa look at what my hair looks like now when I get it wet...I can run my fingers through it..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!



Its sooo flat..and amazing ... and shiny, and soft..I coudnt effin believe it!!! Now it only takes 20 minutes to wash and dry my hair!! People be asking me if i'm half  indian and stuff..look how much longer it looks now!!



I seriously cant stop smiling..I don't stress about sweating at the gym..walking in the rain and ducking for cover...nothing!!! This is the best product ever! Worth every damn penny! And I can do my own hair!!! You know I just had to share this with the world,. My curls are much looser and easier to manage...now lets see how long this ish last..either way..my hair blows in the wind and I am loving it..

Chris Brown and Frank Ocean feud??

To be honest I was like who in the hell is Frank Ocean.. is he Billy Ocean's son?? Get out of my dreams and into my car???  A very reliable, factful refrence,Wikipedia,  says he is a singer/song writer  and was in a group called odd future..and that he got pissed off because Chris Brown compared himto some other singer/songwriter and they exchanged some smart ass remarks .. and then it was over. There is just too much ego and testosterone in the air for no reason....or maybe Mr. Ocean is trying to hype himself up by getting publicity for attacking Chris Brown.. sooo annoying..... Frank Ocean looks like he fights dirty..his ass might have a dirty needle stashed somehere or some shit based on all his disgusting drug metaphors in his songs and gouge your eye out with it...All I  know is someone would have to be on novacane to stand to look at his ass cuz he is not cute at all.. gross.. team breezy all the way right after my boy JOVE ...

Why don't people wear protection??

Well now we know what ball player Ime Udoka has been doing since he left The Portland Trail Blazers.. and that would be bone-ing Nia Long raw..and now she is prego. This is baby number one for Ime and number 2 for Nia Long. I hope Nia Long quits smoking and switches over to those electronic cigarettes for the sake of her new bay-bay... . And i've got to say..smoking has to be one of the most nastiest, unattractive, sickening habits ever.....but a huge turn on for Ime ,the aroma of smokers ashy stank gets him hard......and not to mention Nia Long is 40! So when her baby is 10 she's gonna be like 80.. And Ime is what ... 33.. how cougar of her!!! At  least he didn't knock up some stripper/prostitute like every other bball player out there... so the child will have some what of a role model to look up to minus being intoxicated by second hand smoke...come on people..wrap it up!! But who knows maybe this burden was planned.. regardless I'm sure the baby will be super cute with asthma.

Kanye's house slippers

I can never understand why insanely rich people insist on dressing like they just got finished doing housework. Kanye's house slippers with the floral print on the front look exactly like the same kind of slippers that my grandma would wear and then beat me with in Egypt when I refused to let her brush and wash my hair cuz she she pulled too hard. And what the hell is he stepping on? Anywho....I was reading on Sandra Rose that Kanye was acting like a little girl with her panties in a bunch  at the CFDA fashion awards because he didn't feel like talking to anyone and wanted to be in the corner by herself..if thats the case why didn't he stay his ass at home??

Rat Convention

Apparently a few days ago in NY they held a huge convention where owners brought in their dressed up rats to show off...I dont know why people act like this is such an odd event when they watch this clip. I see this crap on the daily.... rats dressed up in frilly dresses when I walk downtown or step foot into a club . nothing new..lol

Sean Kingston Jet Ski Accident..or trying to show off gone wrong??

Poor bastard...Why do guys think its ok to speed really fast for no damn reason when you get a chic on your back riding the  jet ski with you.. this is not hot!! This is horrifying and I  speak from experience! The model chic he was with is smart because she walked away un injured and probably said screw this and let go when she saw him heading towards the bridge by trying to be all fast and furious next thing you know Sean Kingstons ass in ICU..How is this possble one might ask?..  I bet its because he  didn't slow down and tried to save the Jet ski like someone I know.. who for our first time hanging out took me jet skiing..and I told him..yo I cant swim so take it easy on me...and he still decided to go like 5 million miles per hour and our jet ski flipped and my ass landed in the water with wet hair..and who did he save first?? Thats right he went after the jet ski first and justified it later on by saying you have a life jacket on your fine..blah blah..but I was struggling! I didnt know what to do with my hands and feet.. so I flapped around and swallowed dirty ass willamete river water...and his friend had to come to my rescue...smfh....slooowwww doowwwnnnn thats all I gotta say..I do pray for Kingston's quick recovery though .

This Bitch...

Looking at this picture just gives me a headache..It is sooo annoying when someone's strap (especially bra straps) are coming down and they are walking around like its ok. Falling strap says to the world..Yes i'm sloppy and too damn lazy to reach over 6 inches to adjust myself.This muther effer doesn't even match!It's like he said fff effort.I'm gonna roll out of being passed out in my front yard today, put on one of Carmen Electra's old camisoles (or whatever that lacey s is called) and go to a club in Miami named after deodorant even though I am not wearing any...the irony..